sticky:
to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me— nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I knocked up some bitch named wen~dla
In motherfucking germany born and raised
touchin' mahself was how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some heroin outside of the school
When wendla showed up
got all up in my hood
and i beat her in the forest with a piece of wood
i got her pregnant in a hayloft and my mom got scared
She said 'you're goin' to a reformatory! AIN'T NO BITCHES THERE!'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my jacket.
I expressed my angst through music and then i kicked it
[snip snip, ~reformatory scene~]
i ran from the reformatory with my lettah in hand
got to the graveyard, SAW MORITZ THERE
shit, wendla's dead to?? gotta die, brb*~*~
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Priapia'
I found ilse, that ho, 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to that bitch 'Yo homes take yo shirt off'
I looked at that ho
I was finally there
To fuck all dem hos and maybe otto too, idk, you know them sausage factory workers idk idk idk
WORD
I FIGURED IT WAS ABOUT TIME FOR ME TO WRITE A REVIEW OF SWEENEY TODD (THE MOVIE)
LOLWHAT
(Um obvs contains SPOILERS. lol.)
Petting Zoo: There's a totally adorable one down the road from my house. IT HAS. AN. EMU.
Sweeney Todd: OBV.
Sunrise Mountain: It's this absolutely gorgeous mountain pavillion thing. You can literally see for miles. (WIll be cold, though. But whatever. xDD)
Ice Skating: Please tell me you guys are as bad at this as I am. xDD It'll be fun, though. Bahaha.
Relax: We need to set a day aside to walk around in pajamas and have movie marathons and gorge ourselves on candy. And things.
McDonalds Awakening: McDonalds is gross, like, a lot, but IDC. We need to dress up like SA characters and go to McDonalds. And freak people out. Ahahaha.
FOODSTUFFS:
1. We need to bake cookies, brownies, etc.
2. Hot apple cider.
3. Rice Krispy treats. HOMEMADE.
4. Cranberry Sauce. A+
5. Guacamole.
ADD TO THE LISTTTT.
p.s. THE GOLDEN COMPASS COMES OUT IN ONE MONTH EXACTLY. I AM PUMPED. OH GOD. I CANNOT WAIT. :DDDDDDDDDDD!!
Hatch's Plot Bank! Over 2000 plots and scenerios! :DDDDDDDD!! It pwns.
And also, my NaNo is swiftly turning into crack. Just mentioning.
I lost one of my Mortiz!socks. BUT IT IS ALRIGHT, because what i did was put the one I do have on and pull it up to my knee, and then take this other wool sockthing and scrunch it down, b/c that's how Moritz has his socks throughout most fo the show. (They fall down a lot.) Besides, i figured it was pretty in-character for Moritz to lose one of his socks at an inoppourtune moment. xDDD
Halloween is gonna rule.
As if we didn't have a bad enough rep. already.
Just-- if you don't know, you'll find out soon. And it's baaad.
I am typing with one hand because the other is on my ~I think you get where I am going with this~
...my cat fell asleep on my arm.
Har, har.
GRANNY IS MY STYLE
Today I woke up and went into the kitchen. The dogs decided ti might be a grand idea to get into the garbage. The garbage that, obv., had to be full of old fruit. Ew.
So I'm partially through cleaning it up when my uncle Matthew shows up. He left the downstairs door open, which he does every time he comes here.
And out cats, they love going downstairs, because through the downstairs they can get outside- problem is, when Melchior gets outside, he can and will run into the road. And he's an indoor car, and has no idea what he's doing, so he could get hit by a car. Quinn and RUpert are much easier to get inside, but the thing is, they lvoe being outside, and will avoid coming in for as long as possible.
So, I go downstairs. Manage to catch Rupert. Look over, and see that Quinn is in the sunroom. I managed to lock him from going outside again, and Rupert I shoved in the bathroom.
But Melchior, obv., is nowhere to be seen. I ran around the house to the front door, but he wasn't there either. For a good five minutes, i was convinced that he had run away ro gotten hit. It was horrible.
...Thankfully, of course, he was in Grace's room.
So I spend ten minutes trying to catch Quinn and finally do. I bring the two of them upstairs and lock them in Grace's room with Melchior.
...And then I had to clean up more dirty fruit. Oh joy. My day is turning out wonderful.
Dumbledore was gay!
I love J.K. Rowling.
- how are you:::D!
THAT IS ALL.
I've been on wtf_inc all day. SO-- HERE ARE SOME WTF-WORTHY LINKS FOR YOU BBS:
Both horrifying and somewhat funny at the same time.
Walmart tries to take this lady's baby.
A Japanese advertisement... with AHNOLD.
Turn your sound and BE AMAZED.
FIVE GUYS HUMPING AN OTTOMAN. YEEEESS.
THESE SHOULD KEEP YOU AMUSED FOR A WHILE. <333
1. It ruled
2. IT RULED
3. PA is an armpit. Ew.
4. PA CONSTRUCTION WORKERS SUCK
5. Donut Conection?
6. Radio Disney plays BET ON IT a lot. xDDD
7. IT FUCKING RULED
8. ???
9. PROFIT
I'll explain these later. MAYBE. MAYBE I WILL JUST LEAVE YOU HANGING.
I've had Chicago by Sufjan Stevens stuck in my head for the past three days. (And, also, songs from Chicago.) LOLOLOL YES PLS.
We're renting a car. I asked mom what kind, and all she would say was that it was "A little bigger than my car". (Psst: her car is a Beetle. A small, crampy Beetle. Which I am always stuck in the backseat of.) A car biggere than it is ~FANTACTIC~, but a "little bigger" probably means the same exact fucking size. DDDDDD: Twelve hours with my head brushing the top of a car? Hello, claustrophobia.
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